New Version!

A new version of Dwarf Fortress has been released! Version 0.27.169.32a includes the third dimension!. Yes, now we can dig down!

A whole bunch of other new stuff too, I can't figure out how to do anything yet.

Huzzah! Less time for work, more frustration in keeping dwarves on task! I was really needing a way to get even fewer things done and I think now I've found it!

New hakama sewn up too, they've got bound bottoms, gonna wear them for my chef job.

And since those are done, a task that's been vexing me for two months now, I can actually make other things again. Started a new canvas coat that promises to be pretty cool.

I should really get to work on that, but I also really want to figure out this whole digging down thing...

I'm so confused.

All of these posts have been about an Ascii game? ._.

Stone control

There's better stone control too!

I can post this as an anonymouse user?

Not without my say so!

I have to approve your comments, plebian.

Go back to your thatch-roofed hovel and your haggard wife and mongrel children. You have no place here. Peasant.

You have no say so.

As resident Bastard you'd do best to not try and rise above your station. We only tolerate your presence here as something akin to a court jester. Albeit a very angry one with a distasteful sense of humor.
Leave the Plebeians alone and stop harassing them. You're little more than a Pleb an a stick yourself you know.

Actually he does

He won comment administration privileges from me in an arm wrestling match. Then I went double or nothing and he got a blog and control of the voting api. That irate bastard is stronger than he appears.

Jesus Christ!

I can't leave you alone for a second can I? What the hell were you doing arm wrestling with him in the first place?

I was duped!

The voting API doesn't allow me to rig the votes! All it does is allow me to schedule whether the votes are tallied when cast or only at cron-time.

Bullocks.

Witty subject line..

There's a strange similarity between you and your dwarves you know. It's impossible to keep any of you on task and you won't work at all without beer, even then you tend to moan a lot. Also, as the last two months have demonstrated, once you get into a fey mood you lock yourself in the work shop and don't come out until you go insane or create a masterpiece.
This is why I don't need to play Dwarf Fortress.
To all intents and purposes I already am!

Ji!Ji!

Ah! Gotto love the way a coupla craftsmen get along eh?