I am Sumo Joe formerly know as Joseph Robertson.....I am one of many champions of the Underground Sumo Federation. I began my quest my Sumo Statis 10 years ago. I am now part of the Grand Council and have earn a position of the staff of the Merque DeMar, as his personal body gaurd. I was at a early age a son of a tera-farmer and was brough to Mars from Earth to help build with my family a Rice plantation. My father, Jon Robertson was a pround business with a dream to help feed the masses that were now calling Mars their home.

Greetings to all.

Welcome to Lastwear, home of clothing for those who want the finest fashions of the future today. Thanks for checking out our website. This post should tell you a bit of what we're all about.

First, we sell clothes. Our clothes are as durable and full of awesome as we can possibly make them. Our Market page should be updated with stock within a week or so, once we've figured out what we've got leftover from the con. While only a few of our designs are currently in production, we have several more in the works that should be available in the coming weeks and months. To see a broader example of our work, check out our Deviant Art page.

Such afflictions cross the globe that no deity could turn unchanged from it, but there exists beyond that the pains of the inexplicable. Any warrior can handle pain. Any child can suffer a cold. But the wanderer suffers something altogether different. A burning emptiness that no amount of travel can smother. Not booze, nor drugs, nor women can stave the infernal gray that tints every scene not fresh to the eye. A familiar tree, a comfortable bend in the road, a passerby who looks like a friend or bartender or shopkeep you once claimed to know.

We've been pretty busy here at the Last house this past week. On Friday Jawn and I went out to Ly & Le Sewing to take a look at the first Hakama sample they had sewn up for us. I'm pleased to report that they have turned out really well. Not only does this mean that we're now ready to roll with our first production run but also, to my personal satisfaction, my patterns and sewing instructions worked.
Now that our patterns and construction are finalized it's time for us to clear out our cupboards.

We've added terms and conditions for the user accounts, you'll see them when you sign up.
Those of you who already have a user account will be asked to accept Lastwear's Terms and Conditions the next time you log in. It's just standard legal who-har to protect our asses and I apologise for the inconvenience. If you have any concerns regarding the terms please go ahead and email me. I'll be happy to address any areas of confusion.

Thanks everyone,

Thom B.

It has taken rather longer than I had intended, but the latest section of Xandra the Historian’s tale is up. The process of working out what and how he is to discover the truth about himself is interesting to say the least. Although I can tell at this time where he is headed, just how he will travel and what he will find along the way are still only vague ghosts in the mist. But as the Reverend Father might say, we must simply start the journey now, for there is no time but the present.

There is Only One Thing

So the news is we're actually getting the clothing into production. As of this morning we have our first run of Perio Shirts under way. We're still looking for someone to manufacture the Hakama but in the meanwhile Jawn has been hard at work sewing them himself. Also, speaking of Jawn, he's been making some awesome hats this last week. You can expect some pictures soon.

It has come to my attention that some of you folks have neglected to post any image to your profile.
This simply will not do!
The Administration requests that you all remedy this situation immediately.
If you can't find a cool picture we'll happily find one for you, just leave a comment.

*note* only users with images are automatically displayed on the user page.

The end is neigh for meh as I finish up this quatrocycle. I've only one more project to finish... 7 works of inspiration relating to some sort of design, bleh. Aye, it wont be very difficult when I actually get to it. But that's the hard part.